When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.
Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.
When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.
A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone
Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl
Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis
Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".
"Sarah has been acting weird lately."
"I think she has lostit-itis."
When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick
Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick
this is the fear of minecraft.
minecraft is full of viaritys of blocks so it is incourprated with the word.
"I cant not play minecraft with you, I have blockmine-itis."
When someone just says BRUHH in every situation
Person 1: "I got a pet"
Person with Bruh-itis: "BRUH"