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jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

by Kaery April 14, 2015


Jean Shrimpton

A super hot 60's model, who was the predecessor of Twiggy. She was referred to as "The Shrimp" due to her tiny body. She was mainly photographed and made famous by David Bailey.

Oh yeah, before Twiggy, there was Jean Shrimpton, she was hot as hell.

by StevenBarker & the ACADEC team April 20, 2011


jean-nerous

1) when jeanne feels kind and wants to give you things

2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous

3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety

1) "you're very jean-nerous today jeanne"

2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?

Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.

3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"

4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"

"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"

5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"

by Bunnu_Lul July 21, 2018


Jean Snap

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.

Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!

Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!

by Hackermeyer December 6, 2008


Jean-pean

The bunch that occurs in the crotch-region of jeans when one is sitting down.

You know what they say about big zippers... big jean-peans.

by ishecoming? November 2, 2010


Nice jeans

It refers to having a nice butt.

Hey, nice jeans Jenny.

by TromboneTree April 26, 2017


MacGyver Jeans

Jeans so tight you have to paint them on with your Mullet.

Must be casual Friday. Jim’s rocking the MacGyver Jeans again.

by AmeDame March 8, 2019