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jades

a sickness contracted only from a person named Julia.

"Yo man, I think Julia got me sick"
-"Dude, you have jades"

by apatbalat February 7, 2014

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Jade

Name given for a rather short, human female. Jade is quite annoying, but a great friend. She's been known to take your things and hit you, but makes people laugh 24/7. In other words, Jade is a semi-kind, short girl and a really funny person.

Man! i frikin wish i was like Jade!
That was almost as epic as Jade dude!

by mysteriousman58 April 20, 2011

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Jade

Bitch.

Jade is a bitch. I hate her.

by Somebody once asked November 26, 2018

3đź‘Ť 11đź‘Ž


Jade

A Twat lol

Jade: ommahhhgoooshhhh james ur soooo funnyyy

by GhostCoffeeee November 8, 2016

3đź‘Ť 11đź‘Ž


Jaded

When you get triggered by an event or action, similar to feeling slighted

Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred

Shut up Darwin, I'm so fucking jaded right now

by capenmonkwy October 24, 2019

2đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž


Jade

Bitchest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s very ReTarTed. Never been to ISS(she’s kinda lame). Her boyfriend broke up with her for her a dresser(Harleigh). She made up Tiny and ReTarTed with me so btfo bitch. She’s honestly a man stealing hoe tho, and will steal a man if she wants. She’s never been on time to a class in her life. She looks really innocent until you realize that’s shes a crazy dirty minded lil thot. BUT when she has a boyfriend she’s “loyal” and will leave a room if another boy is being spoken about cause she knows she’ll f up her relationship. Also...if you date her...DONT shave your head.

Scene 1
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”

Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”

by daddygotmemoist March 27, 2018

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Jade

Jade is the most beautiful women you’ll ever meet, with her big brown intelligent eyes. Her sweet smile, and her soft velvet lips. The love of my life, forever and always. My beautiful angel and wife. To the moon and back babygirl.

Jade is so beautiful!
Wow look at Jade!

by Nuggets Hubby August 17, 2020

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