Jazz bag

Your Grandpa and Grandma used this word instead of condom.

Hey Martha; do you want me to use a jazz bag or just pull out?

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jazz bass

Fender Jazz bass
The Fender jazz bass in my opinion is the most classic and reliable bass. Composed of two jazz pickups along with two volume knobs and a master tone, you can virtually take it and make any sound out of it. Great for classic rock through bigger amps.

"What kind of bass does samuel play?" "Oh! He plays a Fender jazz Bass."

Jazz Muffins

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

jazz plant

A slang term for Marijuana because Jazz artist's long stereotypical love for weed.

Yo, pass that jazz plant.

acid jazz

a type of jazz music that hits hard when tripping balls (when using psychedelics: specifically acid).

I was tripping balls on acid jazz, having a great fucking time cunt

jazz run

That one run that you do in marching band and colorguard that is literally the worst fucking thing you do in your life

Evan said we had to do a jazz run because I’ve gotta book it from the 40 to the 40

jizzy jazz

Any musical line, chord progression, or beat that gives the listener the sudden urge to ejaculate everywhere

“Did you hear what Drake just dropped? That shit is some jizzy jazz!”