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Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.

damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably

by CC-8826 October 20, 2023


Jedi wheelbarrow

The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position

Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!

by Whhhhhhh September 13, 2020


Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

by Nigga1233333333333 May 29, 2018


Jedi Jesus

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.

Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."

by D-Big April 7, 2017


XR Jedi

a member of the mystical Quality order in the HRdirect team, trained to review employee interactions and provide feedback to deliver the best consumer experience.

XR Jedi has requested your presence.

by NikolB April 22, 2021


E-jedi

A super cool electronic jedi

E-jedis fuck

by DogsArentReal March 5, 2022


Jedi-flip

In skateboarding, an anti-Casper (nollie Casper flip) pressure flip. While rolling nollie the board does an Casper flip with out popping (pressure flip) nor feet touching the ground

Johnny was the first kid I ever saw do a jedi-flip, that shit was dope!

by Ismz December 4, 2020