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Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.
I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.
In skateboarding, an anti-Casper (nollie Casper flip) pressure flip. While rolling nollie the board does an Casper flip with out popping (pressure flip) nor feet touching the ground
Johnny was the first kid I ever saw do a jedi-flip, that shit was dope!
Mixed drink with vodka/tequila, white claw and cranberry juice with cherries.
I’d like to order two Bug Eye Jedi’s please
When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.
Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position
Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!