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Caleb: Damn do you see that girl over there
Jack: Yeah she is pretty thicc
Caleb: She looks like an Amaya
Jack: No that's definitely a Jess
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Jess is a very pretty, American, girl that most likely has brown beautiful wavy hair and brown or green eyes. She is the most engaging person that loves to have deep conversations and is very understanding. She can be sensitive at times, some breakdowns, but when she is happy, she’s the best! What also really represents Jess is that they are super crazy! She is not afraid to be who she are and that’s amazing about Jess. Jess is loyal and kind and caring! She always loves a laugh, and can be witty and Sassy. Someone who is often slightly Jelous that her friends are all pretty and thinks she just... there, but doesn’t relise that she is the pretty one. Someone who has a bright, caring, friend she can always rely on; and an other friend that is a troublemaker, has an obsession for unicorns and chocolate, is pretty on the outside and mostly on the indside but not always. Jess has so many inside jokes and so many special memories with her best friend Josie, Merrin, JoJo, and/or Mary. She is truly talented at singing, acting, swimming, and shares lots of hobbies, passions, and loves with Josie! Jess is truly a great friend!
“The best friend in the world is Jess” -Miranda
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(verb) to be kidding around, not telling the truth, to say something that never occurred.
Person A: Jim just told me he has a million dollars
Person B: thats impossible though, he must be jessing around
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English/Brazilian Girl that has a DEEEEP Voice (literally has to speak an octave above to avoid speech problems) a bit chubby despite saying she does sports and eats healthy. As a result, she both packs in the front and the back. 👅 OMG, she speaks so loudly, so much in fact that she may as well be Ben's sister. She thought we could replenish the desert with plant life by using sprinklers and to stop the long power lines in order to operate them, use batteries.🙄 Doesn't follow "boys before toys" : interpret that how you will.
Me: yeh ok
Jess: and any left over money we will use to buy chocolate or something
Me:ok
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Jess’ are usually tall and brown haired and hate when people add an ‘s’ after the apostrophe when writing their names as a plural. They aren’t funny but somehow make you laugh more than anyone. They give pretty decent advice too. If you ever need to rant, grab a jess. Best. Gossiper. Ever. She’ll go on and on and on about how some bitch accidentally touched her hair. Jess’ are extra as hell. They love presents but giving presents is the most exciting thing for them. And being trendy. They often doubt their appearance and question their personality but everyone loves them really. So if you don’t know a jess, find one real quick. A 20 piece chicken nugget box from McDonald’s is the key to her heart.
Girl 1: Woahhhh that girl has clout goggles.
Girl 2: Yeah dude. She’s a real jess.
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One of the kindest people in the world, always good to have a chat too. It may be tough to become good friends with her but once you do it will be one of your best friendships. They are also great at emotional support and making you feel better.
Friend: I'm so sad
Friend 2: Get Jess to fix it
Friend: Oh yeah she is the best at that stuff
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He loves penguins he is 2 feet tall and stands on his tipi toes all the time . Small Penis he will draw cartoons everywhere probably fucks his brother.
Guy:Why is that guy fucking a penguin"?
Guy:he is probably a jesse
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