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Jesse

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.

OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.

by jesserplex July 20, 2017

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Jesse

The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.

Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.

by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020

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Jesse

Jesse is the most amazing person! He always makes you feel loved and safe, even when you're feeling down. He's not very good at flirting, but somehow ends up with a girl anyway. He makes really funny jokes, and says the nicest things. He's warm, and kind of shy before you get to know him, but once you do you'll never regret it.

"Jesse is the loveliest human being"
"Yeah, he sure is!"

by AnnaRandom November 19, 2020

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jesse

He is a big faggot, he tends to suck a lot of dick.
Jesse. Gay,douchebag,not intelligent,and looks like a street bum.

hey john, look at the jesse! that's a jesse if i have ever seen one....

hey jimmy your friend looks like a jesse!

by faggot fucker09 December 10, 2018

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JESSE

A really gay faggot the says the n word even tho he is white and has no friends and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriend.

You jesse

by Hghggghghg July 23, 2019

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Jesse

A person who eats bigmacs

Did you see Jesse he’s always eatin bigmacs

by Jskjajjwnabwnnsf October 2, 2018

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Jesse

Jesse he is such an amazing guy he will care for you but you have to gain his trust. He is rough around the edges but is actually a sweet kind soft hearted guy. Most people judge him when they first meet him but once they get to know him and gain his trust you now have a forever friend. He is a cute, loyal, stupid, amazing, great person. If you have a Jesse in your life don't let him go he can be compicated and distant but its only because he has been thru a lot and needs someone who will stay by his side. He the kinda guy to stay up all night and talk to you if somethings wrong. He is very misunderstood but deserves the world and nothing less. If you have a Jesse don't fuck up because once you do theres no going back.

Jesse he's so cute
Cutest smile
Friendly
Funny

Cute
Smart
Great person in general

Jesse- He's really cute
Jesse- Yayyyy its Jesse

Ohhhh hottie alert

by knowsstuff September 25, 2020

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