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Jew Camp is a place which is labelled by Jewish adults as
"A place where Jewish teens can congregate in a safe and welcoming environment to learn more about their judaic lifestyles and traditions."
But whether they're willing to admit it or not, everyone knows that there is only one reason anyone sends kids to Jew Camp: to procreate the species. Jew Camp is about Jewish teens getting together, yes, but the learning is just a time killer until it's dark enough to go find a nice cabin (or spot in the woods, or gazebo, or baseball diamond, or orange grove, or amphitheater, or, well, you get the picture) to satisfy their most basic hormonal urges.
The most "active" day of and Jew Camp setting is from friday night until saturday night. This is commonly known in the Jewish world as Shabbat, the day of rest. But rest and relaxation are only the front put on the day during which it is a double-mitzvah (it fulfills two commandments from the Torah) to fornicate. During this period, these two mitzvot are often adhered to and fulfilled as often as possible, usually with the excuse, "I'm just trying to be a better Jew," whether the young Jew actually attempts to follow mitzvot or not.
Jew Camp does not only take place during the summer months. The term "Jew Camp" is often used as a label for any organized gathering of Jewish teens during which at least one night is spent away from home, and there is some sort of "adult supervision," which usually consists of other jews in their early twenties who are two busy fulfilling their own sexual desires to restrain the teens in their charge from doing the same. A few examples of activities that are described to goyim as "Jew Camp":
-Confirmation trips
-Hebrew High retreats
-Summer trips with a group of Jewish teens, often to Israel
-Synagogue retreats (Although there is often too large a presence of parental units to count as Jew Camp, the umbrella term is still applied here on occaision. Ample time to "wander off" with an equally hormonally charged teen is almost always found somehow, thus it can still count as Jew Camp)
-Youth group trips or overnight events (NFTY, USY, BBYO, etc.)
To summarize, Jewish teens + sex = Jew Camp
1) Mat: What are you doing this summer?
John: Jew Camp
Mat: What do you do at Jew Camp?
John: What do you do when your girlfriend's parents go out of town?
2) Sally: Jew Camp is in three days!
Rebecca: Who are you going for?
Sally: Jacob, what about you?
Rebecca: Michael, he was totally looking at me all last year, he'd better
make a move this time!
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an african who steals peoples money and then saves the money untill they die
wow what a nigger jew he stole that guys money then saved it.
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To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.
Server 1: Why so sad?
Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.
Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.
Server #2: Fuck you.
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Any sort of particle based, second-rate wood product that is not strong enough to be load-bearing.
"who was boning up on the torah when they bought these jew by fours? we can't work with these!"
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Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
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1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.
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The act of being named Seth while being 100% Jewish on a daily basis. One could qualify Seth the Jew as the biggest stingiest motherfucker one could meet in their lifetime. At times, Seth the Jew may ask you to put Sears Boxing Day items on your credit card (approximately $300/year) to benefit of an additional 10% off - however, should you ask him to "front" you a 1/4 of Marijuana (valued at $50 until payday - 4 days later), he will simply refuse out of total Jewishness.
Juicy: Yo, can you spot some Marijane? You did benefit out of an additional 10% by using my Sears Mastercard on Boxing Day!
Seth the Jew: Yeah, that's cool homie - it's 50 as usual...
Juicy: Do you mind fronting me till payday? The holidays were brutal.
Seth: I am going to have to see if I do have any weed left.... I might be out...
(HE IS BEING A JEW IN YOUR FACE!!!)
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