an african who steals peoples money and then saves the money untill they die
wow what a nigger jew he stole that guys money then saved it.
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To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.
Server 1: Why so sad?
Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.
Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.
Server #2: Fuck you.
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Any sort of particle based, second-rate wood product that is not strong enough to be load-bearing.
"who was boning up on the torah when they bought these jew by fours? we can't work with these!"
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Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
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1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.
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Something that does not exist.
Child: Look! A asian jew!
Doctor: Your son is completly retarded.
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a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
2 guys buying a drink
guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?
guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)
guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!
guy2: it is my jew sock
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