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nigger jew

an african who steals peoples money and then saves the money untill they die

wow what a nigger jew he stole that guys money then saved it.

by Niggerlovers August 7, 2010

175๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


chew and jew

To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.

Server 1: Why so sad?

Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.

Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.

Server #2: Fuck you.

by NilesFitzgibbons March 19, 2008

46๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew By Four

Any sort of particle based, second-rate wood product that is not strong enough to be load-bearing.

"who was boning up on the torah when they bought these jew by fours? we can't work with these!"

by BenEdelstein March 25, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Bear Jew

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."

Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.

by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009

459๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crypto Jew

1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending

Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.

by T.Hunter February 21, 2022

31๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian Jew

Something that does not exist.

Child: Look! A asian jew!
Doctor: Your son is completly retarded.

by NiggaHoodie December 27, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew sock

a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins

it is safe to assume that this person is jewish

2 guys buying a drink

guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?

guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)

guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!

guy2: it is my jew sock

by And1Axel April 7, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž