idk, my bff jill

A funny quote from a cell phone service provider commercial (that probably doesn't work, but their advertisers know how to do a good job) after a mother asking their young daughter why the texting bill is so expensive. It's a common way to answer annoying questions to Myspace surveys or generally obnoxious questions

Annoying girl says, "So, who do you have a crush on?"
Response, "Idk, my bff jill."

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Jack-n-Jill Party

A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.

Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.

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Doing The Jack and Jill

Having loud and crazy sex in the shower, so loud in fact that when your dad comes home early he hears you and your gf going at it.

Orion: Dude my dad caught me Doing The Jack And Jill with Brittany yesterday.
Bill: Damn dude my parents would flip if they caught me doing that

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idk my bff jill?

1. "I don't know, my best friend forever, Jill."

2. A famously said quote on a Cingular cell phone commercial about a girl who texts alot. Her mom asks why her cell phone bill is so high, she wonders who she has been texting. The teen replys, "idk, my bff Jill?"

"Bethy!" calls mom.
(Teen girl comes to her mom)
"w.a.u?" she replys
"Your cell phone bill is whats up! All this texting!?"
"O.M.G! I.n.p.d!"
"It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day!?"
"Idk My bff Jill?"
"Tell your 'b.f.f. Jill,' that I'm taking away your phone"
(Teen hands phone to mom)
"T.i.s.n.f!"
ME PAYING THIS BILL, THAT'S WHAT'S S...N.F!"

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jacking jill up the hill

mutual masturbation between a male and a female

"yeah me and tina was jacking jill up the hill last night, and she made it all the way to the top, and I came right right after her"

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idk my bff jill

I dont know my best friend jill

the girl had nothing to say so she "IDK my bff Jill

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Every Jack has his Jill

Every man (Jack) will find a woman (Jill), or generally speaking, Every one will find a partner.

John : I'm thirty and still a virgin, I 'll never have a girlfriend.
Tom : Don't worry man , every Jack has his Jill.
John : Who's Jack!?, I'm John.

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