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The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.
Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"
"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."
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i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback
(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback
origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 4 (Big Island) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.
Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."
2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."
Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.
Mouth to anal sexual stimulation (refers to a secret revealed in season 1 of TLC’s Milf Manor reality TV show)
Is my first time dating an older woman and she asked me to pull a Jimmy
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A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics
My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?
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When you're about to bust a nut on a girls forehead and you yell out, "brain blast!" As you bust.
Brandon Jimmy Neutroned Jenny the other day and I could hear him yelling brain blast from outside of his house!
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A person who acts like they know everything about body building because they saw it on tv or read it in a magazine and probably does full body workouts too often.
Don't listen to Jimmy Struthers
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Older Brother of famous deceased bluesman Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Vaughan was guitarist with The Fabulous Thunderbirds before going solo. After making his debut as a singer with his Brother on Family Style he has released 3 albums: Out here, strange pleasure and Do You Get the Blues
Considered by many to be much underrated, he has never attempted to copy his brother’s highly ferocious style, instead opting for a more mellow sound.
His group, the Tilt-A-Wirl band is fairly unique as it contains no bass player. Hammond organist Bill Willis produceing the bands bass sound on the bass pedals of his B3 organ.
Jimmie Vaugan can often be seen playing with other blues starts such as BB King, Eric Clapton, Robert Cray, Buddy Guy and pedal steel guitarist Robert Randolph.
That Guitarist is Jimmie Vaughan