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(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.
I feel a Tom Johnson coming on!
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the most awesome announcer of all time
HEART BREAK CITY
RISE AND FIRE
THE SLIPPER STILL FITS - Gus Johnson
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Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.
Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.
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1. To be the coolest or superior in any situation given.
2. To be extremely good-looking.
1. Look at him dance, he is so Gavin Johnson!
2. He is looking quite Gavin Johnson right now.
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The white knight incarnate; a person whose irrepressible compulsion to cockblock is the only salvation of womankind. If he isn't there to prevent it, women are powerless to defend themselves against the predatory motivations of all other members of his gender. Called so because of his astounding ability to block any cock currently known to man.
Bro: Dude, Alex is such a cockblock.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.
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The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.
Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.
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Overacting or, trying to hard to impress. Sometimes just overall idiocy
1: "Alright, move, move, move! We gotta win this one!
2: "Fine, jeez, u don't have to be such a Fajita Johnson"
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