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Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run
99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:
"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"
Jordan is A guy named Jordan Elijah Scoot Which is known as being Gay
Jordan is Gay
He is very smart in school subjects and gets great grades, but logically is the stupidest thicc boi ever. Eats more food than like everybody combined, but is as thicc as paper. Is a kind boi, but if he has a meltdown you better run. Jordan goes to middle school and thinks most peeps there are stupid even though he goes there himself. He believes boogie boarding is the thing to do with his friends. Jordan is also part of the siniGANG. Jordan is Filipino and European. Jordan is older than his sis, but is way shorter than his twin sis. Jordan is dumb and takes dares and once ate a rock in 2nd grade while still being a teachers pet. Once Jordan stapled a staple to his skin because he thought it would it would be funny, but the boi actually dumb.
Jordan slid under the door cause he so skinny but thicc too
Jordan is a very nice boy who always makes you laugh. Most people would fall in love with A Jordan. He is cute and sweet and everyone's dream boyfriend. You fall in love with him when you get to know him.
A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :
Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.