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The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
The day of the person with a big ass butt
Damn your bday is on July 27? No wonder you got a big butt
The day where you can get drunk as hell and kiss anyone you’d like
Them: What did you do today?
You: I got drunk ass hell and kissed some bitch on the side walk cause it’s July 19th.
Lazy day, relax and don’t go to work have the biggest relax day ever sleep in do what ever
*on phone call*
Boss: COME TO WORK NOW!
Bob: it’s 30 July
Boss: AND!?
Bob: it’s lazy day to do anything
Boss: Oohhhh sorry I’ll let you off
National ask someone out day. Do you have a crush? This is the day to ask them out.
Muse A: Yo, you see that girl over there? I've had a crush on her for the longest time!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!
If you are born on the 17 July you are elite, you should be very proud if you were born on this day.
“Oh your born on the 17 July? Wow here’s your crown!”
National day of giving head on a cruise balcony
“yo she gave me brain on the cruise balcony”
“damn i’m guessing it was on july 5th”