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A vibrator, Dildo, something used to stimulate female sex organs to the point of orgamasm. got its name from Lauren, who said that "Only jesus could make me feel this good." Is often blue and sparkly.
I experianced divine intervention last nite, yeah, a date with Jesus Junior.
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The act of getting your balls licked by underclassmen. Used when you walk down a hallway and your friend gets repeated compliments from freshmen.
'Heather, do you smell that?'
'Yeah, Kevin I do.'
'Ah, Junior Penis!'
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Junior year means you are FINALLY an upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the underclassmen ranks (The Freshmen and Sophomores) Meanwhile, Freshmen are the newcomers, Juniors are busier than before, and the Seniors are partying and having a blast about graduation and going off to either college or work. Nobody really cares about the Sophomores.
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior 1: Since I started Junior year, I'm still going to get tons of homework 24/7. But, hey! At least Junior year is one of the exciting years!
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
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When you vomit a bit in your mouth, usually followed either by:
1. Spitting out the stomach acid and chunks
or
2. Swallowing it like most lazy people do
Nick: "Oh sweet Jesus!"
Larry: "What?"
Nick: "Throwup Junior is having a family reunion in my mouth."
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Adj., noun: Used to describe an extremely negative situation or an ineffectual object.
Also, slightly less negative "hurtfest".
This dull plastic knife I'm using to cut my steak with is Junior McHurtfest.
Once the liquor cabinet fell over and all the bottles smashed, the party was a real Junior McHurtfest.
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