Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

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mountain junk

Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.

I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.

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junk squad

The Drug Enforcement Agency, otherwise known as the D.E.A.

It's the junk squad! Haul ass!

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junk show

see junk-show

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up

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Junk in the trunk

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex

1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...

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junk food

anything with packs of lard in it

1.chips are junk food
2.lardy delich is junk food

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Crunk Junk

Alcoholic beverages or drugs of such poor quality their use is only acceptable while crunk, or to reach a state of crunkenness.

Dude, that nasty 100-proof peppermint schnapps you bought is crunk junk!

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