Ketchup on my lettuce.

A grossed out statement when a girl wants to have any form of sex with you on her period.

Girl: You wana have sex.. I'm sorta on my period though..
Guy: HELL NO! I don't like Ketchup on my lettuce.

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tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

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eating the extra ketchup

when a girl gives a hand job to a guy that's laying down and then commences to suck the remnants off his stomach.

Last night she was eating the extra ketchup and it felt amazing.

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Russian Ketchup Squirter

You find a girl who squirts and wait until she is on her period. Then when she is on her period you fuck her until she squirts her red juicy goodness all over an open hot dog bun and you proceed to eat it.

russian ketchup squirter

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Ketchup Slap Day

An annual event that takes place on January 11th in which you slap your friends with a packet or handful of ketchup.

Tyrone: *𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙥 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 Ketchup Slap Day*
Justin: *꧁𝓶𝓸𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂꧂*

Ketchup Pre-Cum

The liquidy substance that comes out of the bottle before the ketchup

Some fucking ketchup pre-cum got on my fries and I'm pissed

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Ketchup Ass Nigga

A person who lacks adventure or taste. Afraid to try new things, and only plays it safe

Guy 1: “I don’t know man, I don’t think I’ll like it. I’ll just get McDonald’s or something.”
Guy 2: “Bruh, stop being a ketchup ass nigga! You ain’t gonna die!”