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Kiddy fiddler

A child violinist

Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren

by JoshuaEdwinDonaldthegingernut September 8, 2021


Kiddie Squisher

A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.

On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.

Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 2, 2022


Kiddie Twizzler

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester

"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"

by mattm3her May 27, 2018


Kiddy Trash

A form of media that is designed to attract the attention of children, that lacks any quality, depth and imagination.
Unfortunately, this practice generates large quantities of profit for the creators.

Friend- "You know Fortnite?"
You- "Yeh"
Friend- "Don't bother playing it, its kiddy trash

by Console Pleb2 January 5, 2019


hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!

by Miss Cotton Candy January 3, 2016


Kiddie Fiddler

Term most commonly used in descriptions of Charlie Hutton. See also nonce, pedo and cradle-snatcher

Look its a kiddie fiddler, must be Charlie Hutton on the prowl

by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019


Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids

Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler

by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019