A man who is surrounded by girls but can never choose which one to marry or which one to be his girlfriend. Typically is a male who goes to a Japanese school and either is awesomely smart, extremely kind, or just a badass.
Player 1: Hey dude, is it just me or does {Kirito} have a lot of babes with him?
Player 2: Yes he does, he has now been crowned the Harem King of {Sword Art Online}
Player 1: Aw man, how do I become a Harem King now?
Player 2: You either do everything you can to attract girls or become a {Kirito}.
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King Bob is the best minion if you disagree your opinion doesn't matter.
Person: my favorite minion is K-
Me: you mean king bob
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An arbitrary unit of distance, so called because of the legendary pub crawl/race of the same name, performed by 6th form leavers of KCS Wimbledon. The King's Mile is the distance from the first pub (The Prince of Wales), to the last (The Crooked Billet).
Unfortunately, there are many potential routes from start to finish, leaving the ACTUAL value of a King's Mile unclear. To confuse the matter, the competitors in the pub crawl are often a bit tiddly by the end of the race and thus have, so far, neglected to note the distance they have traveled.
(King's boy to the landlord of The Prince of Wales):
"What ho, fair publican - could you inform me of the distance to the Crooked Billet from this fine establishment?"
(Landlord):
"Aye, sonny - thar be a King's mile ye have ter toil, and it be yonder up yon hill."
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1. a lion
2.when you are titty fucking a girl then cum on her face.
i owned that bitch with a king of the jungle
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The male counterpart to a drama queen.
If a drama king marries a drama queen they better move to dramaland cause no other nation will have them!
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King nation means knowing your own value as a man, and not being a fool who puts women on a pedestal.
Also, you don't neglect your boys for a woman!
The opposite of simp nation.
your friend: "She cheated on you??? What are you gonna do?"
hopefully you: "I broke up with her. She fucked up."
your friend smiling and proudly saying: "king nation"
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A King Crimson moment is where times seems to be erased
example:
*Goes to bed at 8:10*
*closes eyes for what feels like a second*
*opens eyes and it's now 8:20*
"I just got King Crimsoned"
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