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Kobe Bryant

Best darn basketball player ever

Kobe Bryant is a gentleman who has shown grace and style. Yes, he made a mistake once and paid dearly. He always return to the neighborhood where he grew up and gives generously to his high school (LMHS). He was a great kid growing up in lower merion and kind to all he came in contact with. He was not responsible for Shaq leaving the Lakers but he bore the responsibility because it made for good press. Kobe is married and has two daughters. He led the basketball team to victory of a gold medal during the 2008 basketball olympics

by haleh September 4, 2008

75๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobe Bryant

The God of basketball

If LeBron James is a king, then Kobe Bryant is God

by Blehargh December 17, 2009

63๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobe Bryant

Although he is aging and may no longer be the best player in the game as of 2010, KB24 is the closest player in skill to MJ, if not better. He has 5 championship rings.

The Black Mamba is a beast.
Kobe Bryant puts it in!

by colorfulraces November 27, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobe Bryant

'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs

Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog

by Geeter August 16, 2006

129๐Ÿ‘ 165๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobee baby

When you nut in your girl from 3 feet away and she gets pregnant

Mom how was I born? Well son your father hit me with that Kobee baby and bam! 9 months later here you were

by Gogetatr12 June 17, 2015

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pull a kobe

To get caught cheating and rat out your friend for cheating, even though s/he hasn't gotten caught; similar to the way Kobe announce Shaq cheats on his wife when he got accused of rape.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Nicole?

Yea, her boyfriend found out she was cheating, and she decided to pull a kobe on Mary. Then, Mary's boyfriend dumped her for cheating.

by DWing April 28, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


kobe bryant

deal a blow to, bitch slap

You better shut up before i Kobe Bryant your ass.

by Daillbusta March 21, 2007

86๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž