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A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.
I hate that bitch so much. If I ever got with her I'd try to give her a Louisiana Ute Punch.
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when performing 69 and the girl defacates on your face from excitement.
The bitch gave me a Louisiana Crab Cake!!
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This grotesque act takes place when two individuals decide to gorge themselves with insane amounts of flaming hot cajun food. When both parties first discover signs of warning, and are ready to extract all this hot garbage, they arm eachother with straws, maneuver themselves into the 69 position and proceed to insert the straws into eachothers o-ring. As they simultaneously blast out this fire of filth, the two slurp it down like one would devour a triple thick milkshake. DELICIOUS!!!!!
Jacob and his girlfriend are huge fans of fiery hot cajun shrimp gumbo, and both have an insatiable fetish for poo. As kinky as the two are, Jacob suggested they experience the best of both worlds, by performing a Louisiana Lunch Box on eachother.
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When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum
“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike
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when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum and then she farts and it explodes out like a mine
i heard jerry and betsy louisiana land mined then other day
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A type of orgy were 8 or more men try to cum in one vagina at the same time.
India " I was having a louisiana cream pie with the baseball team last night ".
When you shit in the bathtub as you’re taking a bath
Last night I was to tired to get out of the bath so I dropped a Louisiana Bath Bomb