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lance lacap

is bluevenom on youtube

lance lacap is my brother

by lanstt August 14, 2021


Lance Prima

The person who is always says say no please. He is also a really nice guy.

Lance Prima has a chinky chode

by The cat in the bat August 9, 2024


Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014


Frat Lance

This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.

“Oh look, it’s frat lance, she’s so much frattier than normal Lance

by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019


Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.

Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.

Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021


Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021


Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021