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A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself
Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”
Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself
Person 1: I second that
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The sexiest dude you’ll ever see . don’t leave your girl around him to long....he a gangster!
ohhh hide ya girls landon vick is here ...
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Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.
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when landons dick grows and poks a hole in his jeans which splits his dick and half with all the pee and cun spolling
its landons dick
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Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.
Landon+Ruthie=Perfect couple
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Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S
Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital
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While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .
While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon
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