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A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.
A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.
A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!
A Pain in the ass!
Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
Hi Darlin, me and the lads are going to the shooting range, does your mother want to come?
I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.
Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.
Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.
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Law & Order is considered by many to be one of the greatest TV shows ever created. It has had at least 300 episodes, yet they are all interesting and original in their own special way. Not like the shitty new episodes of The Simpsons
On Law & Order last night, there was a serial killer who committed necrophilia with his victims. Now that's entertainment.
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The set of laws of that govern the events or plausibility of these events in any show or movie involving guns, lasers, mechas, spaceships, explosions, destruction or any sound that can be represented by the word "pew" etc. They are denoted by roman numerals in the lower case starting with "n" as the list continues to grow. It is probably the longest list numbered in roman numerals that you will ever see in your entire life.
Bob: You know what, I think the guys that play the stromtroopers have the hardest job ever.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
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1) Rules for combat between groups allowing hand to hand combat and the use of cudgels (Shillelaghs)
2) Used tom describe a combat event involving the use of cudgels, but not other weapons such as guns or knives.
2) Shillelagh Law was all the rage at the pub last night.
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Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.
This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."
Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
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A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.
My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax
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Laws that a virgin will follow.
1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor
You have broke the pacts of the v-laws, so now you must leave the circle of virgin and go some place else.
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