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Dragging a person out of their house and beating their ass in the front yard.
Joe's mother screamed in horror as Rick lawn jobbed him out front.
Got to do a lawn job on a couple pussies in Flint.
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to attempt to pick up someone else's girlfriend / interest.
Hey James, look at that guy, he's mowing my lawn.
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Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.
Call your guy and ask him for some bud.
All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock
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When you suck your own dick while a tranny is pissing in your asshole, resembling a lawn chair.
Jennifer gave Me a wild Arabian lawn chair last night
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The lawn chair is sexual act where you stack hoes up on top of each other with different holes exposed for your pleasuring. You can go up and down back and forth to your favorite hole.
Man I lawn chaired the shit outta all these bitches last night!!!!
Tate: Yo man what'd you do last night?
Keith G: Oh you know.... just lawn chaired a bunch of bitches. What about you?
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A person who professes support for progressive causes (including Black Lives Matter, environmentalism, reproductive rights, LGBTQ+ rights, etc.) or political candidates by placing a lawn sign in their front yard while taking no other action to support these causes/candidates which will meaningfully contribute to advance of their goals.
Person 1: "Is Bill planning to canvass for Jimmy Carter?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What about sending postcards for Planned Parenthood?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "So, how is Bill planning to help?"
Person 2: "Well, he put a sign in his yard. I guess he's just a lawn sign liberal."
Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
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