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laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.

"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."

by Gregzzzzzz August 19, 2005

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not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 12, 2006

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revenge lay

Having sex with another person vengefully, usually as a way to get back at someone who you may have been sexually involved with. Often involves having sex with a friend of the person who wronged you. Can also involve a proxy, in this case another person has sex with the person who wronged you for the sake of getting the wringers hopes up only to leave them thus satisfying the vengeance.

Guy 1: My girl friend cheated on me man what do I do?
Guy 2: You should hook up with one of her friends and get a "revenge lay"

by The Man on the Lake September 29, 2017


Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016


Bryant Lay

A weeb whoโ€™s obsessed with girls and likes to eat ass

Bruhhhhh hes such a bryant lay

by Dicky man 69420 November 3, 2020


lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole

dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog

by astound legend January 20, 2022


LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.

My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.

by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019