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The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
Tea brewed from Kratom leaves (Mitragyna speciosa). The main alkaloid in kratom, mitragynine, is known to have similar effects to codeine, the main active ingredient in Lean, or other mild opiates. Another defining characteristic of hippie lean is its particularly foul taste.
"Yo, you want a sip of that Hippie Lean?
"Nah, that shit's nasty."
The attempting of logical reasoning whilst under the influence of high grade sensi. The subject may be under the illusion s/he can attempt to work out a highly ambitious problem but will often end up forgetting the original problem before working out the solution. In other common cases of Lean Mathematics, highly simple calculations like working out percentages or adding round numbers are often wrongly executed.
i. Shabazz was in licked out of his head in the back of Icky’s M3 and was attempting lean mathematics by trying to figure out how much profit he could make if he bought two 9bars and sold 1.3grams for £10 each. Reason was he wanted his own M3 and it would take him too long with the wage he got working in his fathers newsagents. After 20minutes trying to work it out with the sound of 2pac pumping in the background, he totally forgot what he was thinking about and instead though about what colour he wanted his car in (matt black or ice white).
ii. Mams went into kababworld at 4am and spent 10minutes using lean mathematics to try and work out if he had enough to buy the 3 kababs and 2 nourishments he wanted and got it completely wrong when he got to the till. He didn’t care though as he still had some green left to bun after he’d consumed his munchies
BATTLE LEAN
Someone who is ripped and ready for a Battle. As in the heavyweight championship rematch between Deontay Wilder and Bermane Stiverne.
Deontay Wilder looked armored and Battle Lean as he pummeled Bermane Stiverne in the first round knockout championship rematch.
Is a travel that you only take what is really necessary and spend the least possible money, without compromising the quality of your trip, making it effective and enjoyable.
Any cough medicine used to make kids go to sleep. Also can be used by adults when they don't want to use adult medicine.
Her son wouldn't go to bed so she put a little toddler lean in his sippy cup and he went right to bed.
The act of hitting it from behind while leaning over a bed at a motel
Bobby took the stripper to the seedy motel on the corner of 11th and Skidrow, it was dirty so he made her give him a Tennessee lean-to