Learn

Verb.
To learn is just a fancy way of saying you’re shoving new crap into your brain.

Examples:

-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."

distant learning

The worst thing to ever exist

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning

Never Stop Learning

A slogan gear to motivate educators, students, and tradesman to keep learning, or risk becoming irrelevant. The only constant is change. Technology and Automation are making jobs less routine and more cognitively challenging.

"Never Stop Learning" will become the new slogan for Educators, Students, and anyone who wants to keep thriving in the new world of work. "knowledge is the new resource"...

Learned On

When a teacher finds an educational resource that seems great, and they’re excited to use it.

Hey Ms.Walsh, the new Writing Kit is so good I’m getting learned on!

i-Ready Learning Games

The only good thing of i-Ready…

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”

Learn Ache

When you learn so much your head hurts.

Dude, we were taught so much in math class I have a learn ache!

learning

school is a place where people go and learn. It’s not only for kids but also for teachers. Kids learn their ABC’s and the teacher learn that they will never be as young as the kids. The kids learn how to write an essay and the teacher learn that they should always assign essays just so they can feel the pain of having to read and grade hundreds of random words on a paper. The kids learn how to paint a happy photo of their family and the teachers learn that they will never have that. The kids learn how to pass letters in class and the teachers learn to never read them. The kids learn, the teachers regret.

Person 1: pass this to the person next to you

teacher: what’s going on

give me that

(reads it)

Shocked/scared/confused

WHAT IS THIS

You are supposed to be learning not passing each other notes that says THIS