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A person who lies about something that could easily be contradicted however gets away with it due to the lack of question and doubt from said-lie.
“He was being a Daring Liar after pretending he was looking for his homework that he never did in front of his teacher.”
A phrase used when someone is instantly proven wrong.
"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."
(A few moments later)
"Well...you made me a liar."
An old-fashioned harp that "plays a different tune", similar to the proverbial trumpet.
Why do you say, "Liar lyre" to me? I am an honest minstrel --- trust me.
Woman who exploits every possible emotional vulnerability to attempt to avoid retribution for her actions. Often walks around acting "scarred," morose, or exerts excessive Pride to intimidate others as every past occurrence is reconsidered to victimize herself to deter the accuser or gain group support against them.
A Satanic Sociopath.
A Be'elzebub.
"Dude, she's crying! Why are you being such an asshole?"
"How many times do I have to tell you, this woman is a Bitchface Liar, I've seen her practice that a hundred times. Even an actress can do that."
"Oh...right..."
Someone that never lies and is against lying
John: You're a liar.
Bob: What I am not a liar, I'm an anti-liar
Someone who lies and makes up things and never actually does it.
Mickayla tells me everyday she’ll buy me a hula hoop but she never does. Mickayla is a liar- maker- upper
The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)