tickle the lock

giving some finger-love to a gal's headmistress;

twiddling the twat;

giving a girl's clit a run for its money;

etc.

So did you tickle the lock last night?

Nah, she was an uptight prude and wouldnt even let me come upstairs.

Laser Lock

A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.

Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"

Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.

Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.

grit lock

n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.

Dude, why'd you serve me grit lock?
If you'd been on time, it'd be creamy and delicious.

lock short

A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.

Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!

Lock Keeper

To keep valuable information from a friend

Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!

hobo lock

Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Usually, once a barrier is crossed, the locking mechanism is activated, rendering the cart useless.

Man, this cart had its hobo lock activated. Get a different one.