A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.
Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"
n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.
Dude, why'd you serve me grit lock?
If you'd been on time, it'd be creamy and delicious.
A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.
Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!
giving some finger-love to a gal's headmistress;
twiddling the twat;
giving a girl's clit a run for its money;
etc.
So did you tickle the lock last night?
Nah, she was an uptight prude and wouldnt even let me come upstairs.
To keep valuable information from a friend
Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!
A lock on your fridge/freezer that will increase anybody in the swag level of anyone in a 400m radius by 9000%
Chad:"Yo did you here Zane got a fridge lock"
Brad: "yeh he has so much swag now"
When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.
Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .