Lucas is a kid who brags about being able to fuck himself in the ass but in reality his dick is inverted and just goes out his ass. He likes to pour mustard on dildos and shove them up his tiny nostrils. He regularly licks his cat anus. He takes the 733 bus and gets attacked by homeless people who want his virginity. He smells of dying orphans. He stabbed a golden retriever to drink piss from his bladder. He is a wretched high schooler.
Kid: "Why are you slapping those saggy old grandma'a teets?!"
Lucas: " oh I am Lucas"
Kid: "oh that makes sense"
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The art of unsucessfully putting the mack down on chicks that are abnormally younger then you, and or doing something excessively homosexual for no reason.
Johnny just got rejected by that freshman! He always pulls a Lucas!
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Lucas is typically really beautiful. With chocolate brown hair and big brown eyes. He is very shy and keeps to himself most of the time, but is really sweet. Any girl would fall in love with him.
person 1: wow isnβt lucas so cute
person 2: i know he really is beautiful
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The main character of Mother 3, the third installment of the Mother series. He is accompanied by his dog Boney, a girl named Kumatora, and a thief named Duster. They (just Lucas) destroy the masked man, who is the commander of the pigmask army. He is special since he can pull the seven needles and he can use Pk Love, a PSI move that only certain people in the Mother universe can use.
Lucas used Pk Love! The pigmask became tame! You won! You got 300 xp!
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Extremely handsome and attractive kid and gets the ladies and is sick at Lacrosse
Kid:He's such a Luca
Other kid:I know right
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A lightheaded young boy, who tends to be rather small. He also he is bipolar and is constantly a cunt. His dick is also shaped like a micro usb, thus the reason why his playstation controller is filled with cum.
Lucas likes to shove his micro sized penis inside his retarded brother Yanis
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A little fuckboy who is "super cool" and is a rich asshole who is spoiled
Fuck you, Lucas
Your such a dick Lucas
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