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shy with people at times, Annoying when he wants to be. Is NOT athletic, nerdy, Couldnt ride a bike until age 11, ect
He often looks at the urban dictionary and goes: “Holy shit am i actually a luke?” He has a 48.978 Of being an immigrant. Looks weak, Often gets bullied, but is smart enough to deal with it. When the bully physically attacks him, He plays it of like he just wants to leave, Then grabs the nearest Food related item And causes shit to go down. He doesnt know what others think of him, and can easily embrace lonlyness and rejection. TLDR: Shy-ish nerd who cant tie shoes And Fucks up bullies, Kinda weak. (I am one btw)
Bully: ha, nerd
Luke: thank you!
bully: You are an idiot
Luke: Then how come i’m the one in The Acedemic program BITCH?
bully: You suck
Luke: You suck too, Hayleys dad told me.
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A Luke, is someone 2 faced that you can't trust. Always watch your back when a Luke is near, because he can turn on you at any point in time. Luke's, much like Jekyll and hide, has 2 personalities. One second they're kind and the next, they can be horrible people who care about no one but themselves.
"I thought he was my friend but then he turned out to be someone completely different!"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"
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An absolutely horrible backstabbing person, they lie frequently and cheat on partners. When they're embarrassed by you they won't tell you but instead they'll tell everyone they don't know you or hate you. Luke is the kind of asshole who pretends something upsets him JUST to make you feel guilty. Luke is a terrible person. Never trust him.
Girl: oh I like Luke
Girl2: oh, him, have fun lmao
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Luke is an amazing person. He is so kind and caring. He has a great personality and is super hot. Everyone loves him so much. He has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. But he can turn on you in a second and break your heart.Just a warning.
Girl 1: girl have you seen Luke!!!
Girl 2: ofc!!! He’s such a babe, although he broke my heart once.
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To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster
Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.
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Luke is a fury and like to fuck fraiser up the bum hole taking his inside out his bumhole and stroking
Do u want to smoke some luke? Pass the luke
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A general species of man that takes much pride in the hairs on his head, to the extent that he will put to use every opportunity he has to arrange/fix it. It is a Russian breed that attracts women that are stupid enough to fall into it’s seductive trap.
Jai: How many times does Luke have to fix his hair?!
Girl: But I kinda like him😍
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