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A beast

That Luke is a beast. He can handle 8 foot rollers.

by Luke the Beast August 15, 2017

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Luke

(child)
shy with people at times, Annoying when he wants to be. Is NOT athletic, nerdy, Couldnt ride a bike until age 11, ect
He often looks at the urban dictionary and goes: β€œHoly shit am i actually a luke?” He has a 48.978 Of being an immigrant. Looks weak, Often gets bullied, but is smart enough to deal with it. When the bully physically attacks him, He plays it of like he just wants to leave, Then grabs the nearest Food related item And causes shit to go down. He doesnt know what others think of him, and can easily embrace lonlyness and rejection. TLDR: Shy-ish nerd who cant tie shoes And Fucks up bullies, Kinda weak. (I am one btw)

Bully: ha, nerd
Luke: thank you!
bully: You are an idiot
Luke: Then how come i’m the one in The Acedemic program BITCH?
bully: You suck
Luke: You suck too, Hayleys dad told me.

by Sunnybirb78 July 16, 2019

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Luke

A Luke, is someone 2 faced that you can't trust. Always watch your back when a Luke is near, because he can turn on you at any point in time. Luke's, much like Jekyll and hide, has 2 personalities. One second they're kind and the next, they can be horrible people who care about no one but themselves.

"I thought he was my friend but then he turned out to be someone completely different!"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"

by Swag476 July 1, 2017

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Luke

An absolutely horrible backstabbing person, they lie frequently and cheat on partners. When they're embarrassed by you they won't tell you but instead they'll tell everyone they don't know you or hate you. Luke is the kind of asshole who pretends something upsets him JUST to make you feel guilty. Luke is a terrible person. Never trust him.

Girl: oh I like Luke

Girl2: oh, him, have fun lmao

by Lovelyhappyboy January 30, 2019

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Luke

Luke is an amazing person. He is so kind and caring. He has a great personality and is super hot. Everyone loves him so much. He has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. But he can turn on you in a second and break your heart.Just a warning.

Girl 1: girl have you seen Luke!!!

Girl 2: ofc!!! He’s such a babe, although he broke my heart once.

by β˜€οΈπŸ’•Lainers101πŸ’•β˜€οΈ March 2, 2019

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Luke

To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster

Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.

by I am Pettit October 3, 2019

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Luke

Luke is a fury and like to fuck fraiser up the bum hole taking his inside out his bumhole and stroking

Do u want to smoke some luke? Pass the luke

by Lolgay lol November 21, 2018

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