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bedford, ma

A town squeezed between Lexington, Ma and Concord. Most of Massachusetts does not realize the 3 miles between Lexington and Concord has a name. Does not have a single Starbucks in its entire 13 square miles.
World renowned for the first flag of the Revolutionary War, Marshalls, the guy who commited suicide on the common, being terrible at high school football, and Tony Gong.

Where do you want to go on vacation?
--Let's go to Bedford, MA!
Why? It's dull as dishwater.
--But they have so many empty hotels!
Okay, sounds good!

by asdfghjkljd December 10, 2005

78๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


mas puto

Any large adult male that acts or does things that any other man would considered to be gay; puto squared.

I saw Jose was walking out of Starbucks with a tray up to his chin and a Bluetooth, and I yelled out, "MAS PUTO!"

by alacran2121 November 24, 2009

133๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ma Dukes

1. J Dilla's mother (Miss "Ma Dukes" Yancey)

2. Your mother

3. Your Fists

Examples
2. Don't be talkin shit about Ma Dukes!!!

3. You don't want to make me raise ma dukes

by B Jams September 24, 2009

232๐Ÿ‘ 127๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canton, MA

A beautiful town in East Massachusetts, right below Boston, surrounded by the towns of Sharon, Milton, Stoughton, and Randolph, and is a stone's toss from Boston, capital of Massachusetts. Canton is most famous for it's large viaduct--a stone bridge designed to carry trains across heights--and it's home to Paul Revere's famous copper mill.

Canton, MA is home to a few actresses, and the author of the book that inspired the 2010 film, The Town.

Canton is also filled with a number of bodies of water--rivers, waterfalls, and ponds--and houses the company Reebok's headquarters. It is also the only town that has a high school containing both a bar and a kindergarten/preschool on the premise.

Did you know that actress Caroline is from Canton, MA?

by Carlie Elizabeth October 8, 2010

42๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Southwick MA

A small town in Western Mass. Filled with alot of sluts, dirt bike riders / "dood heys", potheads and alcoholics. 80% of the people who live in southwick smoke weed and/or are a slut. Alot of the younger generations are "wanna be smokers" or "fake stoners" and are very annoying. The cops are pigs just like any other town. and the school systems blow, especially southwick high school. most of the people who live in southwick cant wait to leave, or love it and will be stuck here forever. the end

ahhhh doode hey, southwick MA, pot.

by ahhhd00dhey2010 December 19, 2009

69๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Richmond, Ma

a small town in western massachusetts, five minutes away from the new york state border. Many 'Richmondites', as the towns people are called, go to New York State to see civilization. Richmond has more cows than people and does not have a stop light. The consolidated school has one hundred and eighty students grades pre-school through eigth grade. There is a large apple orchard in Richmond. Did I mention that there is absolutely nothing to do?

Tourists from surrounding states and cities, mainly New York City, come to the town of Richmond to look at the foliage. The Richmondites look down upon these tourists because they usually can't drive very well.

Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick has a house in Richmond, Massachusets. He is loved by the Richmondites for obvious reasons. What a great guy!

"I come from Richmond, MA but you've probably never heard of it...Deval Patrick lives there, though!"

by Yarmo February 29, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pittsfield, MA

Beautiful "city" in the Berkshires. Amazing theatre scene. Lots of museums, gay men, restaurants, and Jerry Springer rejects. You know you're in Pittsfield when there are more scooter chairs on the road than cars.

Pittsfield, MA- most potholes per square mile

by nightlyflyer May 22, 2011

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