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mtv

gay, stupid, asswipes who ruin music for the world and fuck bands over and also piss me off!! i hate fucking mainstream everthing!

KID1: hey did you guys hear panic at the disco on mtv the other day?

KID2: yeah, we should totally get into them and pretend to know everything about them. oh and we should also go to their concert!

KID1: sounds awsome.

********** mean while *********

ORIGINAL PANIC FAN1: man, we just missed out on tix. they were all gone when i got their.

ORIGINAL PANIC FAN2: damn, they're like our favorite band ever. ever scince they became mainstream like fall out boy, they screwed their real fans over!

by rhys-indie4life October 8, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

The worst thing to happen to TV. The ONLY good thing about "MTV" was the old Headbanger's Ball hosted by the man, Riki Rachtman. Nowadays, everyone from stupid elementary kids to middle schoolers, esp. HS'ers and college kids watch this stupid channel and continue to embrace it. It chafes my balls that people love the stupid shit they spew to everyone. They don't even show music anymore, it's all really stupid shows. Teaching hot girls to be prude, to dress like little whores, who are cock-tease, stuck up bitches. Teaches people to be either: emo fags, wiggers or pretty boys.

MTV can suck my balls.

by Spartans! December 3, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

tolerance preaching, gay "reality" tv, and ruin of music as we kno it.. see gay

beavis and butthead would be disgusted with MTV

by tmcheat May 6, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mtv

Musical Television.
Back in the day, a.k.a 1980's, the general rule of thumb was "if your white your right, if your black, stay back" and played a bunch of hair bands. Circa 1990 Nirvana is discovered and they play a metric assload of grunge. Then they realise "oh shit! there's more black people now, we better cater to the next big thing." and play nothing but rap. Then out of Mtv spawned Mtv2 made specificly for rock, since Mtv is all reality shows and rap now, but in time that turned to all rap and reality as well. So out of that came the fuse, and it followed the same path as the other two.

Hey you wanna watch the new killers video on mtv?
Oh wait it's rap, maybe Mtv2.....nope reality. maybe the fuse? oh wait, just more rap..... oh well. maybe i'll just ram a iron wisk in my brain.
-or-
Sheeeeeat! It's the new Luda/fiddy cent/missy eliot/brandy/about 50 other rappers video!

by Fantastic Dan September 9, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

A televison channel dedicated to brainwashing America's youth.
It is supposed to be about music, yet they play reality shows like the Real World (which has nothing to do with the actual real world) and only show music videos at 5:30 in the morning. Any sensible human would not wake up that early to watch some retarded rapper talk about his "bling bling" and such. If you want to become an extramely dense retard and think that beauty is the only thing that matters, keep watching MTV. If not, block that channel.

Hey, I saw that girl doing the nasty in the shower with some random guy on MTV last night!

by Chumley the Psycho Kitty August 18, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


mtv

A really bad channel all there is always girls shaking there asses up on the videos and its just sick!dont watch it it sucks really bad so does mtv2 mtv500 or how many there is they suck!

The only good shows on theere would b viva la bam,punkd, and wildboys oh and the rock countdown and that is it!

by ilovelp July 4, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


MTV

Mindless Teenage Visuals

32 year old: "oh, you're watching Mtv? what kind of music videos are they playing now?"

12 year old: "i'm watching Jersey Shore. How'd you get music videos from Mtv?"

32 year old: "....there's something wrong here..."

by $!ng3 June 22, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž