bitch made boy

When a boy is scared of another the boy is a “Bitch made boy”

Strong guy:”you shut the fuck up when I’m talking to you boy”

Small guy:”but I didn’t say anything”

Strong guy: “Bitch made boy”

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made you look!

made you look!

hey dude, have you seen the definition of made you look on urban dictionary?
. .. .. HAHA MADE YOU LOOK!

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What People are Made Of

Water and shit.

While Isaac rejects the complexities of modern anatomy, and by definition organic cell structure and shit like lipids, his logic is ironclad in that

people fucking suck

"They ain't made of nothin' but water and shit, alright"

This is a variation on the theme of the track which is called also "What People Are Made Of" which is coincidentally the definition and so on plus it might have a fifteen before it. It is on the backof the CD/cassette tape case.
The back will be relative to you.

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Made doves cry

A euphemism for getting it on. Inspired by the iconic 1984 Prince song and his generally undeniable sexual magnetism. The man used his guitar to create a giant penis silhouette during the 2006 Super Bowl halftime show, for crying out loud.

1. I took that girl home and we made doves cry.

2. (Standing outside the door of two people having sex) This is what it sounds like when doves cry. You're a man now.

The word "cry" can be modified to reflect how good the sex was:

3. Girl: He only made doves weep a little.

4. Guy: We totally made doves bawl.

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Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

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Made-in-China Syndrome

Made-in-China Syndrome occurs, when someone implies that your valuables are not much worth as you think by presuming that they were made in an economy using plenty of cheap labour, often out of envy, ignorance or piss-taking.

"Look at this ring! I got this at an auction website last week! That was a bargain as well!"
"T's have a look...Cheap sliver shine, innit? Probably hot stuff. Or a sweat shop fake..."
"Here we go again. You're going through another round of Made-in-China syndrome, David!"

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Fitness Made Simple

It's made for real people.

It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...

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