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An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.
Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"
Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."
Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"
Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"
Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"
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when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis
"Dude this chick gave me a Saggy Maggie last night"
"What, you can't get a boner or something?"
"SHUT UP!"
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Maggi faggi is the worst human being on earth with his ugly body and disgusting face he has no chance of getting freinds becuse he is so stupid
Oh look here comes maggi faggi acting tough
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An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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A waste of sperm constantly wasting time and air. Rapes the teacher if they dont refer to space at least once a day. Hides under the desk when she gets pissed and storms out of the room, she is beyond a chad and is beyond a Karen she is worst than both combined she is a failed abortion
Nigga Maggie D just took a shit on the desk. Honestly a Maggie move
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You know that guy you don't like? At least he's not Maggie Brandt.
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