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A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.
"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."
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The act of working out in a manor caused by feminine reactions to the new movie "Magic Mike." The trend started growing when men would see female reactions to the movie trailers, thus making the men want to "work out," "get jacked," or one may say "get Magic Miked."
Stacey: "Hey Tom, want to catch a movie in 30 minutes?"
Tom: "Sorry I can't, I'll be getting Magic Miked at the gym. Today I'm doing intense cardio!"
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1. The wizarding version of the British government in the Harry Potter book series.
2. A Wizard Rock or Wrock band.
1. 'The Ministry of Magic are clueless about Sirius Black's whereabouts.'
'Tell me about it!'
2. 'Did you catch the Ministry of Magic at Portus?'
'Yeah! They were amazing!'
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Three people jerking off the person to their right standing in a triangle wearing wizard hats.
Never bring a knife to a wizard fight unless you want to be in the center of a magic triangle.
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Also known as a Whoren. They're the most popularly chosen class in World of Warcrack, a popular furry MMO networking game in which users yiff each other. They are pretty much cows that shoot lightning.
I play WoW way too much. I play it like 5 minutes a month. I play WoW, and I know how. I'm a level 15 magic cow.
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mag-ic maj-ik puff puhf
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1. The hit on a cannabis joint or bong that takes you from a mellow high to a completely different higher state.
*After taking a hit*
"Holy... yeah, that's the Magic Puff right there."
"Nice."
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To get rid of something.
Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.
Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.
Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?
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