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Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.
Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.
"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"
"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"
"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"
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The act of working out in a manor caused by feminine reactions to the new movie "Magic Mike." The trend started growing when men would see female reactions to the movie trailers, thus making the men want to "work out," "get jacked," or one may say "get Magic Miked."
Stacey: "Hey Tom, want to catch a movie in 30 minutes?"
Tom: "Sorry I can't, I'll be getting Magic Miked at the gym. Today I'm doing intense cardio!"
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1. The wizarding version of the British government in the Harry Potter book series.
2. A Wizard Rock or Wrock band.
1. 'The Ministry of Magic are clueless about Sirius Black's whereabouts.'
'Tell me about it!'
2. 'Did you catch the Ministry of Magic at Portus?'
'Yeah! They were amazing!'
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Three people jerking off the person to their right standing in a triangle wearing wizard hats.
Never bring a knife to a wizard fight unless you want to be in the center of a magic triangle.
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Also known as a Whoren. They're the most popularly chosen class in World of Warcrack, a popular furry MMO networking game in which users yiff each other. They are pretty much cows that shoot lightning.
I play WoW way too much. I play it like 5 minutes a month. I play WoW, and I know how. I'm a level 15 magic cow.
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mag-ic maj-ik puff puhf
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1. The hit on a cannabis joint or bong that takes you from a mellow high to a completely different higher state.
*After taking a hit*
"Holy... yeah, that's the Magic Puff right there."
"Nice."
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To get rid of something.
Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.
Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.
Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?
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