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A nickname for a large black penis
I'm gonna put my major Howard into your pussy
someone with no sense of time or direction and is simply incapable of planning the smallest events
kris: where is everyone?
Tyler:i dunno, thomas planned it
kris & tyler: fucking comp major!
thomas: i hope you guys dont mind the upper deck
The most badass dude you can, will, or ever meet. He is the most witty motherfucker on the block, and has a love of necrophilia. If he is near Men cant help but feel Inadequate and Ladies cant help but get naked. if you ever encounter a major lee your best option is to flee in the opposite direction. also known to add adjectives to the end to make it sound witty. Ex. "Major lee Retarded" Reads as, "majorly retarded"
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When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.
Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"
Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"
Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."
when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.
I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino
The act of massaging both of a girl's nipples at the same time with one hand. So named because the distance between the two nipples is roughly equal to the distance of major tenth on the piano.
Natalie would rather have her boyfriend give her a major tenth instead using both his hands, so he can use his free hand for something else at the same time.
When talking on Skype takes a hard left turn, leading to unspeakable acts being transmitted through video.
S. told Y. she better get ready for major skyping because shit was about to get real online.