A man with the name Matt will question why other men will measure their dick size with the amount of pussy they can get. Virginity to Matt is great. Matt also loves the idea of depression and preaches about how we all will die one day so nothing we do matters in life.
Friend: Hey Matt lets go out today!
Matt: No I'm depressed today.
Matt is the type of kid that always has beef with you. He will hold everything against you. He is also a big pussy so don’t be intimidated.
This kid named Matt is a pussy.
If someone calls you Matt with two “T’s” then that means you are fake cause mat has 1 T
A boomer libtard who thinks that guns are Christmas ornaments. When you tell him "ok boomer" after he threatens to shoot you if you don't tell him how to turn on his phone from 20 years ago, he will go on facebook and make a 5-page rant on how Guy Fieri has the biggest pussy slammer in the world.
A male that often gets rejected therefore resulting in male relationships.
Aye bro, look at how Shandy just rejected Matt. Now Matt's with josh
some red head you’ll find at a bar
“Look at that Matt, he’s such a ginger.”