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Ejactulate
I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.
A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.
Only the most intelligent people use this word!
Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?
Random man: poopy mayonnaise
when you creampie during her period
Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?
A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!
The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.
Let me mayonnaise hole you.
When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
An instrument
Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.