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A place where all the nice people are! They are hard-working, nice and have a lot of dedication!
Person: this place is so nice it’s just like a medical department!
Another person: that’s exactly what I was thinking!
A medical employee who uses a hospital to sleep with everyone's wives.
Did you see that MEDICAL WORM after that nurses husband ran over him rolling coal.
Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.
Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover
Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"
1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.
Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.
Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?
To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.
I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!
An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.
The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.