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n : a situation in which no one can emerge as a clear winner. A poor man's Mutally Assured Destruction
That dude had a gun pointed to my head but I had a knife in his gut -- we were in a Mexican Standoff.
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Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!
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In the game of Modern Warfare 2 when a camper hides in a corner by a door with an automatic shotgun waiting for someone to walk through and shoot them.
A camper in MW2 with an AA-12 hiding behind a door waiting for someone to walk through so he can shoot him. So when a guy walks thru the door he will set off the mexican claymore and die.
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A Canadian working legally or illegaly in the USA.
"Damn Snow mexicans, they're taking all the programming jobs." See also ice mexican, iceback, snowback, mullet
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usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.
"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."
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Like doing a helicopter but with shit on your dick
The Mexican Helicopter was all fun and games until there was shit up the curtains
You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.
I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.