When bongocat decided to be mighty it will stand up and show you its super saiyan form bongocat with a muscular human body wow imagine that.
Bongocat: No more bongos fear me the mighty bongocat!
When two muscle heads drink each others cum. Similar to a protein shake, or pre workout.
“Hey bro you want to waterfall this mighty milk, you know so we don’t indirectly kiss cause that’s gay”
Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago
Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
He is a really nice person overall but can be a jerk sometimes by closing your computer and abusing you sometimes but again an overall good friend
Me: Man Mighty Diamond closed my computer and hit me with a stress gummy worm!