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When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!
A place where you can find great products that have nothing to do with what it says your downloading.
I got that solar wind detector from the oohay mirror elgoog software
Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
Girls who take mirror pics are ususally fine asf and need some dick
ome she’s a girls who send mirror pics she must need some dick
an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
When you’re banging female twins.
I’m so lucky I’m in a mirror box.
An absolute dick move by Nintendo in the Mario Kart series. Mirror Mode is when the turns in the all of the courses are reversed, so left is right and right is left. Playing this mode can quickly turn into an absolute shit show if you don't know the courses, or you can be a complete asshole to your friends by switching between Mirror Mode and 150cc without theme noticing.
Person 1: "Want to play Mirror Mode?"
Person 2: "Fuck no!"