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When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!
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A place where you can find great products that have nothing to do with what it says your downloading.
I got that solar wind detector from the oohay mirror elgoog software
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Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
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Girls who take mirror pics are ususally fine asf and need some dick
ome she’s a girls who send mirror pics she must need some dick
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an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
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When you’re banging female twins.
I’m so lucky I’m in a mirror box.
A big-city urban democrat, usually a female, who compares you to a list of popular images and then judges you without any empathy, based on her findings. A mirror bitch will attempt to encapsulated your entire soul with a single word or phrase using wit that relies heavily on double-entendre and her knowledge of a pop-culture. A mirror bitche's end goal is to humiliate you in front of a large group of people at a party by showing you and them your true reflection, which she controls.
Some Mirror bitch just called me Tommy Booze-Cruise