Rear View Mirror Poop

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

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Oohay mirror elgoog software

A place where you can find great products that have nothing to do with what it says your downloading.

I got that solar wind detector from the oohay mirror elgoog software

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The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.

After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"

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girls who send mirror pics

Girls who take mirror pics are ususally fine asf and need some dick

ome she’s a girls who send mirror pics she must need some dick

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knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.

asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

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mirror bitch

A big-city urban democrat, usually a female, who compares you to a list of popular images and then judges you without any empathy, based on her findings. A mirror bitch will attempt to encapsulated your entire soul with a single word or phrase using wit that relies heavily on double-entendre and her knowledge of a pop-culture. A mirror bitche's end goal is to humiliate you in front of a large group of people at a party by showing you and them your true reflection, which she controls.

Some Mirror bitch just called me Tommy Booze-Cruise

Vacant Mirroring

Part of Speech: Noun phrase
Pronunciation: /ˈveɪ.kənt ˈmɪr.ər.ɪŋ/
Definition: The act of imitating or copying someone else's rhetoric, speech, or mannerisms without possessing any of the substance or depth of the original, done with the intention of conveying a false impression of substance or credibility.

Synonyms: Mimicry, shallow emulation, superficial imitation

"His political speeches were often criticized for their vacant mirroring of famous leaders' orators, lacking originality and sincerity."