TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
"I'd mitten dat"
"I'd mitten him senseless"
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A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.
"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"
Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off
Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please
The proper term for noncey boxing gloves.
Look at that ponce lace up his wank mittens.
Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens
She got mittenized last night
a man who is sexy on the next level. when you see this man you will literally feel your body combust all over.
god youre so sid mitten right now.