late model mayhem

A group full of bundles of sticks. That don’t understand that the LS motor is the better option over the mod motors. They will dicksauce it with the OhPee then you have people like len who race mommy’s car and suck dick and don’t pay people for work done to the car and there are several roast a day. You make a post thinking you’re going to get someone roasted then you yourself are annihilated.

But to conclude you are all pheasants

Anyone in Late model Mayhem who likes mod motors probably sucks cock as a full time job

31👍 10👎

Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

44👍 15👎

runway model

A woman whose picture you see everywhere in fashion magazines, she's supposed to be pretty and attractive and pleasant, but instead she has THiS description:

*MUCH TOO SKiNNY

*MUCH TOO PALE

*Looks like a TOTAL (b-word), in other words she always has this ANGRY look on her face like she thinks she's so much better than everybody else just because she is wearing expensive-as-heck designer clothes whose names you can't pronounce, either that or she's just mad at the world.

*Looks like she is sick because she's so skinny and pale

*LOOKS LiKE AN ANGRY CORPSE!

Runway models are supposed to look beautiful and happy so they'll attract more people, but trust me, with their sour faces, they are likely to attract NOBODY.

Jane: "Why do you always walk around with a sulky look on your face, and why do you want to waste all your money on $500 Gucci jeans and $300 Versace sunglasses when you can get a just as good pair of jeans for $40 and a just as good pair of sunglasses for $14...and did I pronounce the names right?"

Lisa: "This is the runway model attitude. They always look like this."
Jane: "Well, if they always walk around looking like they have something up their rear ends all the time then they're really not all that attractive like they think they are."

4👍 28👎

Friday afternoon model

A device which doesn't work properly, presumably because it was assembled on a Friday afternoon when the fitter was tired and dreaming of the weekend.

My new stereo sucks, I don't know they're all like this, or maybe I just got the Friday afternoon model.

7👍 1👎

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

45👍 20👎

part time model

A female who is attractive but isn't attractive enough to be a full time model. Will normally have to keep their normal job for self sustainment.

you're so beautiful, you could be a part time model.. but you'd probably have to keep your normal job.

29👍 11👎

Ford Model T

The first car to be mass produced. Came from the Henry Ford Motor Company, in which Henry Ford had stolen the idea of mass production from a Revolver Manufacturer.

The Model T was a bag of shit, but it started a worldwide revolution.

35👍 15👎